Buy this book for just $1,400 and the shipping is free for students!

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I’m sure all poor starving students are grateful that their shipping is absolutely free on this $1,400 book.

I am not a poor starving student, so I’m going to spring for a new copy, cheap at just $36,535! I was worried a book like this would set me back $37,000, or something crazy like that.